When you’re in a long term relationship, there comes a time when you don’t notice strange things your partner does. It just comes with the territory. For example, today, Sam and I dressed exactly alike, and it wasn’t until we were doing synchronized exercises in the living room, another weird thing we do, that I realized. Or the fact that he has never, in the history of our relationship, cooked me a meal. Mostly because he doesn’t know how, and being the control freak that I am, I prefer it that way. As I read this aloud to him, he interjects that he HAS cooked me eggs. (He forgot the salt).
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